Jonathan: I made this for you

Jack: No, no you didn’t

By the way, you know who hates unicorns? Mark Wahlberg.

Dot Com: Actually, today’s republican party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states, that’s not exactly small government

Jack: Dot Com, this need your have to be the smartest guy in the room is ….. off putting

Dot Com: I guess that’s why I’m still single

Avery: Why would you wanna braid my hair anyway?

Jack: Because it’s romantic and I’m good at it

30 Rock is back tonight with Elizabeth Banks. who else is excited?!

Lemon, be professional we all have to work with people we hate sometimes. Jonathon why don’t you put on MORE of that cologne.

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